Biography

Just a reminder to all the nannies, security guards, teachers, etc that the soccer world cup is here and it’s about to become a thing of the past.

I understand South Africans are very concerned about their chances of progressing to the next round for they think their opponents are just too strong. Truth to be told, there was no possible way that Bafana could have got an easier draw, unless if FIFA decided to draw us against teams that didn’t qualify for the world cup like Swaziland. Even The All Whites (New Zealand) can beat us if they feel like. We are like a child who stopped growing up but still get a child treatment. Anyway, their failure still makes headlines and sells thousands of newspapers.

I wrote a biography about my life but most of the pages are blank. Its promises that I made but failed to deliver the goods. Its dreams that were never fulfilled. Its talks that ended as talks. Its fantasies that still remain fantasies.

Second page its a headline followed by one unfinished sentence and then blank all the way to the bottom. The third page doesn’t have a headline but body copy consisting of four lines. The following 30 pages are blank, with just a headline for each school grade that I attended. The following 10 pages have some interesting copy but with less logic, but the reader can be able to understand what was going on or what I was trying to achieve.

No external sources were used as references so it’s a genuine master piece from the author. No collaboration was made with anybody so its uncut and unedited version, telling it like it is. It is not life as seen on TV but real life. Its not life as read on newspapers but real life. Its not life as preached by Oprah but real life.

I don’t jump the queue like politicians. I stood there waiting for my turn. The mighty poet, busy contemplating from all sides. The biography was written, not faked.

Failures and achievers can all make a living out of their lives. Successful people can enjoy the benefits of their hard work and failures can write books, movies, and documentaries about their failures.
My pen spit dreams, ambitions, jokes, and fantasies. This blog it’s a book. This blog it’s a movie, its a comedy, its a newspaper, and its everything you can think of. It’s a testimonial. My biography.

My biography its full of mistakes that are yet to be corrected. It’s full of dreams that are yet to be achieved. It’s full of actions that are worth regretting. It’s full of actions that are worth repeating. Its full of fantasies that I cannot stop thinking about.

Most lines are not complete for I didn’t know what to write. I kept it real.

My biography will be the biggest selling biography of all time. It will be translated into all the languages. It will be performed in theatres.
This post is about my biography. A biography that is complete but not finished. Lufuno’s biography.